Hey Everyone, we will be heading to San Francisco tomorrow morning at an insane hour for our vacation. We will be gone for a week, and won’t have an update for awhile.
For all the GLBT Pride goers this season, especially our friends in Oklahoma City, San Antonio and Austin, be SAFE and have more fun than you should!
Happy Pride. We love you all!
The real news got ya feeling down? Think that nothing good ever happens? Need a feel-good story?
Sorry, we just do comics. But hopefully we can cheer you up as we poke fun at what’s going on in the news.
Mongoose is naturally fat and carb and gluten and sugar and wheat and chemical free diet!*
Bon Appetit!
*Consult your doctor before starting a new diet. MongooseComic.com is not responsible for death from laughing too hard. We ARE responsible for the abs you get from daily chuckles, however, results vary. Participants engaged in daily exercise and carefully monitored their diets making sure to get plenty of essential vitamins and other healthful nutrients while watching their caloric intake. Mongoose may or may not affect your health at all. Mongoose is not an FDA approved diet. In fact, we’re more of a comic strip than a diet. But I did overhear a psychology professor tell one of his classes while I delivered and set up a laptop on time as a student working in college that laughing daily helps reduce stress So that’s something.
Straight cruise? Gay cruise? Go on a cruise at all? We always thought it’d be fun, but which one and where?
Then friends and coworkers started telling us their cruise horror stories. The worst one? Alcohol gets expensive. That alone would prevent me from going. Motion sickness for Myles.
An all-inclusive resort on the other hand? Lay on the beach all day while servers bring you mixed drinks? Count me in!
I really couldn’t imagine a craft cruise, however. I thought the point of vacation was to get outside and try something new. (A new palm tree shaped die cutter or purple glitter yarn doesn’t count.)
We love her. We hate her. You know, the usual for most of pop culture. She wears Kermit the Frog, we cheer. She calls us little monsters, we cheer. She wears a meat dress, we get hungry and fire up the grill.
