Author: RKingston

Mongoose is naturally fat and carb and gluten and sugar and wheat and chemical free diet!*

Bon Appetit!

*Consult your doctor before starting a new diet. MongooseComic.com is not responsible for death from laughing too hard. We ARE responsible for the abs you get from daily chuckles, however, results vary. Participants engaged in daily exercise and carefully monitored their diets making sure to get plenty of essential vitamins and other healthful nutrients while watching their caloric intake. Mongoose may or may not affect your health at all. Mongoose is not an FDA approved diet. In fact, we’re more of a comic strip than a diet. But I did overhear a psychology professor tell one of his classes while I delivered and set up a laptop on time as a student working in college that laughing daily helps reduce stress So that’s something.

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Straight cruise? Gay cruise? Go on a cruise at all? We always thought it’d be fun, but which one and where?

Then friends and coworkers started telling us their cruise horror stories. The worst one? Alcohol gets expensive. That alone would prevent me from going. Motion sickness for Myles.

An all-inclusive resort on the other hand? Lay on the beach all day while servers bring you mixed drinks? Count me in!

I really couldn’t imagine a craft cruise, however. I thought the point of vacation was to get outside and try something new. (A new palm tree shaped die cutter or purple glitter yarn doesn’t count.)

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We love her. We hate her. You know, the usual for most of pop culture. She wears Kermit the Frog, we cheer. She calls us little monsters, we cheer. She wears a meat dress, we get hungry and fire up the grill.

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If you have to Google her, we won’t judge. Honestly, I just call her the pink-haired Jesus lady from TV. Jan Crouch is easier to say. The first time I saw her on air, I thought she was a Muppet. Kept thinking, “When did Sesame Street get so preachy? How does Ms. Piggy feel about this lady stepping in on her turf?”

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What do you mean I only get one carry-on!?

We pack as lightly as we can. Easy on, easy off. Never have to worry about lost luggage or long lines, but can be tricky when you are staying longer than a few days.

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I’ve never had plastic surgery! Well…yeah, I’ve had Botox and fillers. Who doesn’t get those?! #RealHousewivesOf…

Yes, Richard did go to college for over 10 years. Three degrees seemed like a good idea at the time. Turns out the student loans weren’t. Ugh. On a positive note, that’s how he learned to make these awesome comics and build the website to deliver them to you.

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Yes, Little Monsters. Our first Lady Gaga Mongoose. Early development of our Mongoose characters, and the reason why they mostly stay in their same outfits.

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Get out an vote! Make your voice be heard. It’s the only way a Democracy works.

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Who doesn’t love a good funeral?

God Save the Queen and God save us all!

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Charlie Sheen that hot mess of a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t watch his psychotic break, but he makes it so hard by posting it all online.

Winning!

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